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Founded in 1929, Fail Bus, Inc. is the largest provider of transportation for those that truly fail, serving more than 61,000 destinations with 36,000 daily departures across the world. Fail Bus is proud to deliver affordable and enjoyable travel for over 44 million noobs each year. Order your tickets today and see how Fail Bus can get you nowhere at the speed of fail.

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